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  • charlituna
    Apr 3, 10:29 AM
    might return my MBP 17" and say mum said no....

    wonder if i can score a freee MBP 17"

    Of course you won't.

    It is more likely that the whole ipad thing didn't happen either. If it did, why are there no details. Why hasn't the guy stepped up to defend the blogs for not lying. Where are the photos of the ipad with the post it note.

    Apple might give something like that away to heal negative PR like the whole "oh poor woman on welfare that saved up but doesn't have a bank account to pay for anything that yelled foul cause Apple, according to their legal rights, didn't take cash for a brief time" stuff last year (and don't try to tell me that she needs good credit for a checking account with a debit card). But they aren't going to hand one to someone for a lame reason like "my wife has me whipped and said I can't have any more toys"






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  • Thunderbird
    Mar 28, 09:11 PM
    Both of you are wrong.

    Apple is a vertical systems integrator and vendor. They sell an vertically integrated solution that includes both software and hardware. They've been like this since the 70s, back when it was in-style.

    These days, these types of vendors are rare. IBM still is with some POWER machines running AIX, HP has their Itanium/HP-UX systems and of course Oracle and the SPARC/Solaris boxes, but of course, these are mostly big-Iron Unix solutions, which is about the only place you'll find vertical solutions anymore.

    Apple probably is the last of the consumer vendors doing vertical integration.

    Ding, ding, ding....we have a winner! The correct answer is: Apple is an all-in-one company, integrating both hardware and software.





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  • barkomatic
    Apr 4, 02:59 PM
    A child does not naturally grow up to be socially responsible or kind. They naturally grow up to be self-centered and violent unless a parent or authority teaches them otherwise.

    As negative as I think religion can be, it has set a code of conduct for people that enables cooperation and empathy for others. Although we don't need religion to teach people morals, we need some agreed upon code of conduct.

    You might say that the laws of a country serve that purpose, but they don't. They are simply rules everyone must follow and any despotic ruler can set awful laws that can hurt people. Therefore, the code of conduct has to be separate from the law.

    If atheism has any future, its needs some type of unified, agreed upon code.





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  • Barbs
    Jan 4, 01:13 PM
    LOL
    http://joehewitt.com/post/innocent-until-proven-guilty/

    That was posted by Joe Hewitt almost 5 months ago. Was it before or after he said he was no longer writing code for the facebook iphone app?





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  • gnasher729
    Aug 3, 08:14 AM
    2) I don't completely understand this business of an external card being used. Can anyone help me out? So an external card was used in OS X, correct? Don't most OS X external cards that do work, work based off the driver that is shipped with OS X and not with a driver provided separately by the card vendor? Installing drivers in OS X is very rare. Does the unnamed external card use the same OS X driver used for the AE card, or does it use a different one? If it uses the same one, it's not clear that the driver in OS X is completely safe.

    99.9999% of MacBook and MacBook Pro users don't have an external wireless card. The only reason why you would have an external card is either a meeting of a very clever salesman and an exceedingly stupid customer, who never realised that he doesn't need an external card, or a MacBook with a broken wireless card that is more expensive to repair than buying an external one. But then I think all MacBooks in existence should still be under warranty, so that shouldn't happen.

    So why did they use an external wireless card? The only reasonable explanation is that whatever they did doesn't work with the built-in airport.

    What I think that happened: They found a wireless card with USB connector that will make wireless connections even when it is not explicitely told to do so. Next, they prepared a Macintosh to allow remote login, which is dangerous if you are connected to any network. Remember, it was their Macintosh, and anyone can make their Macintosh as vulnerable as they like if they know how to. And these two things combined are enough.

    No danger for anyone without an external wireless card, and no danger for anyone who hasn't messed around with their Macintosh and made it vulnerable.





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  • bpaluzzi
    Apr 12, 06:42 AM
    Unfortunately not. This extremely tired and overworked theoretical man cannot ask his boss, because the freelance work conflicts with the corporate work. He also just uses photoshop. He's looked for cheaper tools - really wants to love pixelmator, but it just falls too short, and doesn't offer the compatibility he needs to work with his colleagues. He'd love to buy an older version of the suite - CS3 would be fine - if he could find it at a reasonable price, which he can't.

    This guy - like I imagine many other "pirates" - isn't a bad guy. He WANTS to buy it, but it's tough to swallow that kind of an asking price. One day soon, when he can afford to, he'll pay the price. He just can't right now.

    If you can't afford it, then you don't get to use it.

    Not sure how there's any gray area in this, at all.

    If you want something, can't pay for it, then take it anyway...

    That's theft.

    You're criminals, and I can't _WAIT_ until it's easy for Adobe to track and fine you. People in the late 90s thought they could steal mp3s with impunity, then they started getting the fines from the RIAA. I can't WAIT. Jail time for some of you wankers, I'm sure.





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  • anastasis
    Sep 12, 02:03 PM
    Hmmm... no edu discounts on any of the new iPods. wonder if that will change once the promotion is over.





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  • cooknwitha
    Sep 12, 12:53 PM
    How long does it usually take for new releases to be available? So it's been announced it will be available "today". So.... what's the average? Hours? Minutes?

    Yes, I'm an impatient child. :D





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  • e28
    Jan 11, 04:59 PM
    Center stage, there will be a Tesla coil and Steve will announce they are going into the utility industry - supplying wireless electricity to the masses.





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  • theROZ
    Jan 11, 04:27 PM
    the cloud, the cloud. Everything is in the cloud.

    my macworld predictions...

    �nintento makes iphone games
    �iweb pro
    �iphone 2.0 update..
    �apple digital...upload your own songs, get paid if they sell





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  • extraextra
    Sep 12, 06:45 PM
    Is it just me or do the colors seem brighter than the Mini's? It could just be my screen.





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  • zildjansg
    Oct 16, 02:11 AM
    No sir. Only the vertical screen is connected to the MBP via a Monoprice Miniport to HMDI connection. The other two screens are connected via Dual Link DVI to my PC that you can kinda see under the table (green lights).

    oh I see,thanks





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  • MattZani
    Oct 24, 10:45 AM
    Not to me. I need documents side by side, and browsers open next to documents to take notes from webcasts. My 13" mba did that just fine although it was more cramped than my HR mbp. the 10" netbook fad never caught on with me for this reason.

    13" Mba and 11.6" New MBA have very similar resolutions, there would be very little difference on whats on screen.





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  • Stella
    Mar 28, 12:06 PM
    Man, Apple keeps getting lower and lower. First Walmart, now this?

    What does it matter? The more sales the better, right?





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  • Cue
    Nov 8, 08:49 AM
    i bought a macbook 2ghz core duo, 1gb, 80gb, superdrive at the apple store this past sunday. it looks like now i could of gotten the core 2 duo with all the other same specs for about $200 cheaper. does anyone know if apple has some sort of exchange policy for situations like this?

    To quote myself from another thread

    Buying from an Applestore means that you have a 14 days price match policy. So if anyone bought theirs within the past 2 weeks, could get a price match.

    At least that's what's on the receipt from the Applestore in Michigan Av. in Chicago, IL when I bought mine 4 weeks ago...





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  • Sky Blue
    Aug 3, 03:39 PM
    If Boot Camp is supposed to be one of the biggest new features, where is identification of it on the poster?
    I see on the Far Left Top corner 'Universal' but not boot camp. I finf this strange.
    Does that Universal Logo mean more then just PowerPC+MacIntel? Maybe Mac+PC? 'virtualization'?

    The banner is current products (other than the Tiger disc) and is being waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy over analysed.





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  • yellow
    Aug 2, 04:39 PM
    but the compromised code is most likely not Apple's at least.

    I concur. They simply chose a Mac to be a cock. How's that for smugness?

    So what happens when the owner of the MacBook closes the computer?

    Exploit defeated. :)





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  • Plymouthbreezer
    Oct 15, 06:57 PM
    Just set up my new 21.5" iMac! first new Apple since '07...

    http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9626/dsc8066o.jpg

    http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3519/aboutimac.png





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  • FasterQuieter
    May 4, 10:06 PM
    If it doesn't at all compromise the clarity/brightness/color of a (300ppi-ish) high-res display, great. If it does, no thanks.





    DJMastaWes
    Aug 3, 02:48 PM
    I'm hearing it will be on Apple.com about 2 hours after the keynote.
    2 hours after it starts? or after it's done?
    I hope after it starts.
    It should really be live.





    crap freakboy
    Sep 6, 08:17 AM
    wooohoo first!

    er great...anyhoos...if I had the cash I'd get the 20".
    Shame you can't upgrade to the GT on the 20".
    Beats this aging Sawtooth anyday.





    twoodcc
    Sep 6, 09:22 AM
    well apple finally came thru and released something......finally





    SevenInchScrew
    Sep 22, 11:48 AM
    I played for about 90 minutes last night. I am impressed with the graphics but focused on the story (solo/coop), seems like more of the same. I mean it's good but as with most sequels and for me especially after the 5th time around, it's feeling a bit repetitive. Maybe as I get farther into it I'll get more excited. :)
    Well, let's be real here. It is a shooter. The game is going to mainly entail traversing levels, and shooting the enemies in the way. By nature, it is going to be repetitive. I guess I didn't feel that though, given the variety in the way you go about this; On foot, in a Warthog, in a Falcon, with a Jet Pack, in a Space Ship, with a team, by yourself. I quite liked all the various levels, and the ways the game made available to finish them.
    I would assume that once you got through the blatant copy&paste areas used to make the original Halo SP longer you would have realized that was par for the course ;)
    Which parts of Reach fit this description?? I can only think of 1 area that was reused, and it was a part of the game you just move through pretty quickly. On top of that, the two times you visit the area are separated in time, both story-wise and mission number (3 & 9), so they have a VERY different feel each time you go through. But hey, if you have other areas, I'm all ears.





    shadowx
    Sep 12, 04:41 PM
    Cool New iPod Sync interface!

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